Thought for the day: P.J. O'Rourke

Courtesy of today's The Writer's Almanac with Garrison Keillor, here is a thought for the day from P.J. O'Rourke:

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

Happy Friday!
-EJ